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Week 5: Tattooed Outlaws Pull Off a 145-Point Heist

Four teams cracked 100 points in Week 5. Only one of them needed a getaway car.

The Tattooed Outlaws rode out of town with 145 points, the weekly crown and the $20 prize, finishing 16 points clear of their closest pursuer.

The heist had a ringleader. Jaylen Warren piled up 52 points by himself: an 80-yard touchdown catch worth 30, a 50-yard touchdown run worth 12, plus 10 more in yardage bonuses after 101 rushing yards and 87 receiving. By himself, he matched the Grim Reapers' entire Week 5 lineup.

The rest of the gang carried the loot. Sam LaPorta added 19, C.J. Stroud chipped in 18, and Garrett Wilson, George Pickens and Cam Little contributed 14 apiece. Little's share included a 57-yard field goal, because apparently even the kicker was in on it.

The Attitude Adjusters gave chase with 129. Jayden Daniels was electric with 48 points, including touchdown runs of 38 and 26 yards, and Spencer Shrader drilled five field goals, two of them from 56 and 57 yards, for 32. Most weeks, that duo wins the money. This week they ran into a 52-point running back.

The Junkyard Frogs landed at 118 behind Christian Watson's two long touchdowns (29 points), Matthew Stafford's 25 and Brock Bowers' 22.

And the Fighting Hellfish rounded out the century club at 115, with Tyler Warren and Tyler Loop putting up 24 apiece. Two Tylers, 48 points, and no complaints about the name.

Tattooed Outlaws: 145. Attitude Adjusters: 129. Junkyard Frogs: 118. Fighting Hellfish: 115.

The Outlaws made off with Week 5. The posse forms again in Week 6.

— The Commish